THE FIVE BEST PLACES TO FIND A TADPOLE:
  1. Sporting Events

  2. Car Shows

  3. Golf Courses

  4. Men's Clothing Stores

  5. The Gym



FIVE GREAT WAYS TO STAY YOUNG:
  1. Laugh it off!

  2. Take a short nap or meditate every day

  3. Lift weights & stretch your body every day

  4. Moisturize your skin twice a day or more

  5. Keep learning --it's sexy!

TOP FIVE WARDROBE MISTAKES THE OLDER WOMAN MAKES:
  1. Too short

  2. Too tight

  3. Too revealing

  4. Too young

  5. Sweat pants

TOP FIVE ADVANTAGES TO DATING A YOUNGER MAN:
  1. No down time waiting for the Viagra to kick in

  2. Tadpoles are nocturnal. That means they stay awake past 10:00 pm

  3. He doesn't have to be introduced to your parents for approval

  4. He can dance and have sex in the same evening

  5. The glow on your face

THE TEN WORST PICK-UP LINES:
  1. My name is (insert name of appropriate jerk)...remember that, because you will be screaming it later.

  2. Hello, I'm Mister Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

  3. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over here and talk to you.

  4. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

  5. Nice legs! What time do they open?

  6. Are those real? I mean your eyes, of course.

  7. That dress is fabulous. It would look even better crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.

  8. Can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money?

  9. If I were you, I'd have sex with me.

  10. I know women like presents. Would you like to open my package?